Saturday, December 25, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
How to Spread Holiday Cheer
Having trouble formulating the proper response to your musty aunt's disturbingly moth-eaten gift? Trying hard to remain placid in the face of terrors involving reciprocation of love and warmth? Try this!
(Insert cheesy card here) Dear ______,
Thank you for the ______. It is so remarkable/interesting/original/surprising (circle one)! Happy Holidays.
Love/from/sincerely (circle one), ______.
Have fun during this holiday season and try hard not to be crushed in the writhing masses that swarm those shrines to consumerism called "malls".
Lots of love,
Sara
(Insert cheesy card here) Dear ______,
Thank you for the ______. It is so remarkable/interesting/original/surprising (circle one)! Happy Holidays.
Love/from/sincerely (circle one), ______.
Have fun during this holiday season and try hard not to be crushed in the writhing masses that swarm those shrines to consumerism called "malls".
Lots of love,
Sara
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)